February 2012
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dreading going to the doctor. and the fact that its currently 7:45am
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Lovely email from my psychology professor.
Professor: Your first exam is tonight at 6PM. Don't forget to study before you come to class. HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!
Me: psh yea happy valentines day–FUCK YOU!
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HAPPY UNATTACHED DRIFTER CHRISTMAS!
January 2012
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Someone please come and take my computer away from me.
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I can see it now.
45yr old me sitting in a lovely home in the suburbs with two wonderful children and a fabulously handsom husband whom I love. I’ll have a peferect job and….
Kid 1: Mom when is dinner?
Me: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE CAN’T YOU SEE I’M TUMBLIN’!?!?!ASASDW%#%^%$&E
….where was I.
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