January 2010
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Sam: Dude, dude, I am not using this ID. Dean: Why not? Sam: Because it says Bikini Inspector on it!
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Which episode of Supernatural should I watch??
I watched Home, Asylum, Scarecrow, and Faith last night.
o: 2,330th post and I've only been doing this for...
WOOT.
Kay time for bed. NIGHT.
No spam tomorrow.
Uriel: How dare you come in this room.. you pussing sore? Alastair: Name-calling. That hurt my feelings… you sanctimonious, fanatical prick.
BAM
Ew. Meg. I. Want. To. Barf.
Dude, you fugly.
Nice tat.
-DEAN WINCHESTER, Scarecrow
DEAN: Let me guess. Scotty.
SCOTTY: Yep.
DEAN: Hi, my name’s John Bonham.
SCOTTY: Isn’t that the drummer for Led Zeppelin?
DEAN: Wow. Good. Classic rock fan.
SCOTTY: What can I do for you, John?
DEAN: I was wondering if, uh, you’d seen these people by chance.
SCOTTY: Nope. Who are they?
DEAN: Friends of mine. They went missing about a year ago. They passed through somewhere around here,...
Dean: Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey.
SAM: Dean. [DEAN doesn’t wake up. SAM answers the...
omg they make it sound so dramatic in the transcripts.
I am now watching Scarecrow….ugh this one is creepy.
DEAN: Hey, I’ve got a question for you. You’ve seen a lot of horror movies, yeah?
KAT: I guess so.
DEAN: Do me a favor. The next time you see one, pay attention. When someone says a place is haunted, don’t go in.
Dean Winchester: What’s a P.A.? Sam Winchester: I think it’s kinda like a slave.
Lemme know if you see any dead people Haley Joel.
-DEAN WINCHESTER
DEAN: I don’t believe it.
SAM: What?
DEAN: It’s a text message. It’s coordinates.
[A few minutes later, DEAN is researching on the computer.]
SAM: You think Dad was texting us?
DEAN: He’s given us coordinates before.
SAM: The man can barely work a toaster, Dean.
DEAN: Sam, this is good news. It means he’s okay. Or alive, at least.
SAM: Well, was there a number on the caller ID?
DEAN: No,...
A bloody, violent monster.. And you want to be...
Castiel: You’ll be at peace, even with Sam. Dean: You can take your peace, and shove it up your lily-white ass.
Dean: Vampires. Gets funnier every time I hear it!
HOLY HELL IT SMELLS LIKE ATOMIC FARTS OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!!
Confession: John Winchester pisses me off 24/7
DEAN: (trying an exorcism from memory) Spiritus emundi, undalara, persona tote… (trails off, lost) DEMON: Nice try but I think you just ordered a pizza. Guess you should have paid more attention in Latin class.
Just give her the puppy dog thing, OK?
-DEAN WINCHESTER
Dean: Who were you dreaming about?
Sam: huh? no one. Dean: Who was it? Angelina Jolie? Sam: no. Dean: Brad Pitt? Sam: NOO! Dean: c’mon who was it? you were making some serious happy sounds over there.
Dean: (to Sam) You stink like sex.
Dean: Cas….didnt we talk about personal space? Castiel: My apologies….*steps a foot away*
Last time you zapped me, I didn't poop for a week
Castiel: I’m going to find GOD. He isn’t in heaven. He has to be somewhere. Dean: Try New Mexico. I hear he’s on a tortilla. Castiel: He’s not on any flatbread.
Dean: I hate witches. They're all spewing their...
You're like a walking encyclopedia of weirdness
-DEAN WINCHESTER
Most of those websites wouldn't know a ghost if it...
-DEAN WINCHESTER
YOU FUDGIN' TOUCH ME AGAIN, I'LL FUDGIN' KILL YOU!
:'[ I just almost cried
VOICEMAIL: This is John Winchester. If this is an emergency, call my son, Dean at 866-907-3235. [The beep sounds.]
DEAN: Dad? I know I’ve left you messages before. I don’t even know if you’ll get ‘em. [He clears his throat.]
But I’m with Sam. And we’re in Lawrence. And there’s somethin’ in our old house. I don’t know if it’s the thing that killed Mom or not, but….
[His voice breaks. He pauses,...
Sam Winchester: I have these nightmares. Dean Winchester: I’ve noticed. Sam Winchester: And sometimes they come true. Dean Winchester: Come again?
Sam: Hey we used to live here. Mind if we come...
Yeaa sure, idk who you are, you could be psycho rapist murder bitches! BUT THATS OK COME ON IN!
WTF?!
A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words
owlisten:
My workspace; where I plan to spend my time updating and becoming more creative!
Jealous XD
Dean Winchester: Hey! Am I boring you with this hunting-evil stuff? Sam Winchester: No, I’m listening. Dean Winchester: And here, a Sacramento man shot himself in the head… three times. [holds up three fingers, starts waving at Sam] Dean Winchester: Any of these blowing up your skirt pal?
NOOOO don't go in the effin closet! It'll eatchoo!
:/
Dumb bitch.
Rufus: You do her ear? Dean: Sorry? Rufus: You do her ear? Dean (with a weirded out look on his face): Hey man, I’ll try anything once, but I don’t know, that sounds uncomfortable.
I HOPE YOUR APPLE PIE WAS FREAKIN WORTH IT
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