February 2012
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me: wow i like this person a lot
me: i should talk to this person
me: wow look!!!! a perfect chance to talk to this person i should totally take it
me: types out message
me: gets nervous
me: exits page
me: floats away from computer
me: drifts out window
me: is lifted up into space
me: orbits around earth
me: is incinerated by the sun
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when you say you’re reading your book but you just keep reblogging shit on tumblr instead. the fuck am i doing. gonna go start hunger games.
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This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
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Life Story.
Sitting in class reading.
Friend: What are you reading???
Me: Oh just this book called Twilight nbd.
Friend: Never heard of it.
1 year later.
Everyone in school: OMG WHY AREN'T YOU READING TWILIGHT, IT IS THE BEST BOOK EVERRRRRR!
Chillin' in my garage.
Friend: What the hell kind of music is this???
Me: Oh it's this song I found online called Just dance by Lady Gaga.
Friend: That's a fucking dumb name for an artist.
1 year later.
Everyone in my city: OMG HAVE YOU HEARD OF LADY GAGA, SHE IS SO FUCKING COOL!
Watching tv.
My Dad: What are you watching.
Me: This show called Chuck.
My Dad: Looks dumb.
1 year later.
My Dad: HAVE YOU SEEN THIS SHOW I FOUND, CALLED CHUCK?!? SO GOOD!
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mosbius-designs:
i express my emotions with the key called CAPS LOCK
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Watchhimynameiscarl:
okson:
franfine:
lil-misty:
glamydia:
oh my god
did she die
THE GIRL THAT JUST EATS CAKE
she just takes a fucking piece of it like nothing ever happened
what the fuck did i just watch
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Finally started The Hunger Games
More like, I finally got time to sit down long enough to read something.
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dreading going to the doctor. and the fact that its currently 7:45am
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