I can see it now.
45yr old me sitting in a lovely home in the suburbs with two wonderful children and a fabulously handsom husband whom I love. I’ll have a peferect job and….
Kid 1: Mom when is dinner?
Me: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE CAN’T YOU SEE I’M TUMBLIN’!?!?!ASASDW%#%^%$&E
….where was I.